Month 1 Selling some items on craigslist, which I often do, I’d agreed to deliver a bed frame to a family not too far from our house. We set a time and they gave me the address, but it wasn’t until the next afternoon, I remembered I had completely forgot to go to their house! A full day and a half later and not even a thought about it had crossed my mind.
You can’t count on me to remember anymore. You have to remember that!
Month 4 Left my purse on the chair in Petes coffee
Month 5 Left my purse under a chair in Spencer Mckinzies
Month 6 shatter a glass in the sink
Month 6 Walking to the truck with my box full of groceries in one hand, and the other blindly rummaging through my purse feeling for keys, as I approached the truck it became apparent that my keys were not in my purse. No. They were in the ignition, windows down, radio on, puppy waiting happily in the drivers seat.
Month 7 Off balance. Reaching under the kitchen table to plug in my laptop, in a crouched squat position, I leaned in to push the plug into the wall, and then leaned back to get out from under the table only to loose my balance, fall completely backward into the table leg spilling my coffee above.
Month 7 Another glass slipped right out of my hand and shattered in the sink.
Month 7 Husband found the keys on the front lawn today. Yup I set them down to pet the puppy last night and must of forgot to pick them up.
Month 7 Cleaning the garage, slowly set down a board that slipped down my whole shin. Bruised immediately and had to elevate it to stop the bleeding. Why am I so fragile?
Month 7 Down to 3 large plates in the cupboard. Decided to invest in paper plates.
Month 8 Belly becoming more prominent, I find myself running into things that I thought I was nowhere near touching. Burned the belly.
Month 8 Left flat iron on over night.
Month 8 Turned gas stove on to heat a pan, walked away and started vacuuming, remembered when the smoke alarm went off.
Month 8 Sliced finger when washing my new santoko knife with a sponge. Picked up a scrub brush with a handle to keep my fingers safe. Don’t by new knives when pregnant
Month 8 Banged finger on the counter. Why do I bleed so much?
Month 8 11am, nap time? Wow I almost made it through morning….
Month 9 Yup, ran into the pan with my belly again. No stretch marks but 2 burn marks now. Geeeeze….
Month 9 Knocked over a chair with my belly
Month 9 Took the corner too quick..hit the belly on the wall. Sorry Baby!